United Cutlery Combat Commander Thai Gladius - $57.99 (Free S/H over $25)

I think Amazon just posts this shit to torment all us gun.deals users.

That hair though.

Works great to cure constipation.

Well mom I finally made it! Those classes at giuliard finally paid off. I landed this sweet gig in a high budget action movie. Before filming and script review We are doing the movie cover shots. Sooooo exciting.

I hope the geniuses who brought this to market are developing the next logical weapon: a CO2 pistol bayonet and RPG combo.

It’s administrative results

Gee Wally, I showed up at the mall with this and they called mom to come get me. Boy did I get a stern tongue lashing on the ride home.

Gladius in one hand. C02 revolver I’m the other with rifle cartridges on his vest Ummmm no

You never go full retard. Everyone knows that.

Does it come with a fedora?

Who keeps posting this ridiculous and hilarious Chinese movie thug gear? Hi Deals is NOT what it used to be.

Why would someone need this if they are walking around with a ToreAss Raging Boner .177 revolver and all those 30-06 rounds on a vest, with another gat in the dinner plate carrier? The school yard that pic was taken at must have been thrilled that the new 'security guard' showed up earlier than the first student.

LOL

Small part of me wants to jump on this deal JUST in case that zombie apocalypse actually happens….nah! Do people actually buy this or is this post intended for comic relief?

Antifa Fag "Mom! Hurry, I need to post it to Reddit"
Mom: "Son, you are almost thirty, can't you get a job and get a girlfriend and move out?"

Antifa-designed battle gear for today’s woke ninja. I will duct-tape pepper spray on the handle for tacticool superiority over the cops. Made in China- land of Kung Fu hair.

This was such an amazing deal. I paid absolutely nothing to see this picture and I am still laughing my ass off.