Description
When you're in the heat of battle, these British Military Surplus Blast Shorts will keep you and future generations safe from dangerous blows. Blast Shorts are made from 100% nylon and come equipped with an adjustable waist belt and 1" web straps for secure attachment. Plus, the Kevlar® inserts provide added protection where you need it most. Genuine British military issue Adjustable waist belt with plastic buckles Kevlar® inserts for ballistic protection Adjustable 1" web straps attach shorts to the belt of your uniform Like new, never issued, may show signs of long-term storage Key Specifications Item Number: 703644 Material: 100% nylon shorts with Kevlar® inserts Color: MTP camouflage NATO Stock: 8470-99-553-5533 Condition: Like new, never issued, may show signs of long-term storage Back to top
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Comments (27)
As it is, I’m either hard up, hanging around, pissed off, or in the hole.
And then this comes along and promises to be the cock blocker to end all
I mean, to each their own. What folks do behind closed doors is their business - that's some rough play though.
Only small left. I guess all packages worth protecting have already been bought out. Too bad. I like the forward thinking of British military to do these in camo. I had intended to wear only this while running through the woods, but want to remain concealed.
I'm just curious about the "sizing" and how it's measured. Do we measure on a hot day or a cold day?
****Official Sizing guide****
Xsmall=the "premi weeny"
Small= the "quail peaking out of the brush"
Medium=the "turtle necker"
Large=the "swinger dinger"
Xl=the "Juan hung lo"
Xxl= the "my Peters draggin'"
LMAO
Damn, they are out of XXL. Only Mall cop size left.
I believe these are the original SAS commemorative blasters.
You better have this under your 5.11 Tactical Uplifter kilt...
This is supposed to stop blasts going in, but will it stop blasts from coming out?
Like new... So did balls touch it or no?
Sold out already? The pain caused by a bullet ding would make you wish it got shot off.
yep.. definately no blow wearing that thing...
Description says it all: "safe from dangerous blows"
Um, Penis Panel? Junk protector? Tool plate? The list is endless....
Birth control.
'cause you ain't getting laid sporting that shit.
This is for protecting your Crown Jewels.
Ideal for glock appendix carry....glock jock
I can't believe there aren't any snarky comments yet.
Does this help with “pucker factor”?